Love It Then Keep Away

“Come on, dishes are getting cold.” My mother was calling me to have supper while I was watching a snowboard match in Olympic Winter Games on TV, but it didn’t work. In fact, I used to stop doing everything when I watched a extreme game. I love the extreme sports, also the extreme athletes. Sometimes I believe I’m going to be a fan of extreme sports. However, If let me try an extreme sport, that will be another thing. I can do a lot of sports, maybe the reason is that my father is a physical teacher. The aim of mine to do the sports is to keep my body healthy, so I used to play basketball, play soccer, play badminton, and so on. I don’t think extreme sports can keep my body healthy, maybe sometimes I will hurt myself in the sports. This is the big reason that I seldom try the extreme sports. Although I like the feeling when I slip down from the summit of a mountain(I have tied snowboard for  only 2 days, and I have learnt how to control it), it isn’t worthy to risk because there are many things waiting for me to do. If I hurt my arms or my legs badly, someone in my family will take care of me; I’m not that kind of man. I must keep healthy and support my family. So while I see somebody is doing extreme sport, I always cast a curious eye. In my eyes, there maybe something with admiration and envy, but the most are wish and obsession.

Far Away From You If I Can

 

When I came to Calgary, I find it is a pretty nice city and also a safe city. For example, people can put their bicycles beside streets without locking In Calgary; however, in some cities in China, you won’t do that unless you want to change a new one. I’m not quite sure whether Calgary is much safer than my hometown, because I have been Calgary for 1 month only, and I don’t get deeply in touch with the society of Calgary. In China, I have experienced several times of being crimed. I hate being stolen and being defrauded; but in other words, I pray that the con man who steal from me or defraud from me can live in a better condition so that they will not steal or defraud. How can we stay safe? Maybe we can’t arrest be stolen, but if we can calm down and make a consideration, we will get out of being defrauded. Of course, I used to be kidding the con man. One day, I received a message from one of my friends. It was said:”Hi, my friend, I am in trouble now. I drove too fast and the traffic police caught me to a police station. I’ve forgotten my wallet in my girlfriend’s house. Please send me 1000 yuan as soon as possible. This is my card number…” At that very moment, I felt suspicious of the message because the man who sent me text message is a honest guy, and he had no cars, either or girlfriend. So I decided to call him, but it didn’t answer. Eventually, I thought it was fishy, and I sent a message to the con man:”I have sent 1000 yuan to your card, please pay attention to it.” Finally, my friend, the honest guy told me that his mobile was lost that afternoon.

If I Were A Dreamon

    Genies, maybe you will get afraid of that. However, what about a positive one, a kind-hearted one, or a justifiable one?  In fact, what I want to be just for only one day is a magical person who has the job which can help other people catch up with their dream. OK, let me call it for "dreamon," please.
    In my childhood, I have a dream that one day I will be a real dreamon.^_^ What am I? Maybe I were the doraemon in Nobi's house, the genie comes form Aladdin's magical bottle, the dragon is called by seven dragonballs... If I were a dreamon, I will help the persons who are real kind and honest, and they must make an appointment one year at least before the day they meet me. Of course, I will help the men who really work hard for their dreams during the time. No greed, no deceits.

On my work day, three men are praying to see me while they are walking in the desert; they're hungry and thisty. They are real honest man, but two are a little greedy. When I come to see them, they are dying. They are almost getting crazy when they see me. Then, the first man says:"I want to go to a place where I can get lots of money now." I help him, and he becomes a very rich man in the Middle East. The second man says:"I want to go to a place where I can own many pretty women now." I help him, he moved to a fairyland and there are plenty of beauties. At last, I pay attention to the third man,"what is your dream, my pitiable man?" The third man is dying, he says with his faint voice,"could you please give me enough food and water?"I aslo help him, and he recovers by himself soon. While I am leaving, the third man speaks:" I find lonely myself, and I miss my best two friends very much,could you do me a favor to get them back?" I help him.

Of course, it's a busy work as a dreamon. I will be very tired after one day's working, but I will be harvestable.You kown, it is much more pleasure to give than to take.

     
   

   

Chinese Need Real Noodles But Not Noodles

       Noodle originate in China 1000 years ago; Chinese has a hobby to eat noodles. But do you kown the most poupular noodle restaurant in China? It came from the USA unespetdly; the used name of the most poupular noodle restaurant is: California Beef Noodle Restaurant King.

      In fact, the real California beef noodle tates very delicious. For catch the eye of Chinese cunsumers, the beef noodle restaurant created some new flavors dishes, and it make a better maket. I'd like to eat some noodles in my weekends; but one Saturday, I found it's very diffcult to taste at all when I have a lunch in a California beef noodle restaurant. When I got out of the restaurant immediately, I was amazing at the name of this restaurant: USA California Beef Noodle Restaurant. OK,  are there something diffrence between the two names? is it a fake one? I decided to make a  investigation. To my surprised, I saw a lot of similar name as California beef noodle restaurat in my small hometown! Haha, so which is the real California beef noodle? Will the people who eat noodle become noodles? I think I won't be a noodle; I want to make another investigation through the network. Again, I was stoned by the information what I have found: you can hardly to find a California beef noodle in California! Oh yeah! California don't have  California beef noodle! It just like a comic movie named Dragonfly Man; in this movie, a person laughed at the dragonfly man: "the dragonfly can't fly! Hahahaha..."
       Nowadays, California Beef Noodle Restaurant King changed its name for Mr Lee, because the orginator of the company is Mr Lee. Now, people can hardly find a California Beef Noodle Restaurant King in China, but still lots of  fake"California Beef Noodle Restaurant "everywhere. One day you are walking along the street in China while you see a California Beef Noodle Restaurant; be careful! If you want to taste real noodles, you won't come in; if you want to be real noodles, just come in please.

Snake

"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

This is the voice of University Of Calgary, haha

Comic blogger is here. My name is Zhan Chen. This is my first time to post a blogger here. Thanks to Jeff. Everybody can visit my blogger for fun. Have a good time!